Sharknado

Fin Shepard: I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles.

Baz Hogan: Or a meteor shower. Zombies even.

Fin Shepard: Yeah.

Baz Hogan: Black Plague. Aliens. But sharks? Come on.

Fin Shepard: Yeah. Yeah. Go figure. My luck, sharks.

Baz Hogan: Yeah, your luck. Sharks


Sharknado
Starring Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard
Written by Thunder Levin
Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante
Plot: Sharks form a tornado/hurricane and terrorize Los Angeles.

"So bad it's... Well, just really bad. But good in a late night b-movie kind of way."

Chennai Express

Rahul: One wrong train, Chennai Express showed me the right way.

Chennai Express

Starring Deepika Padukone, Shah Rukh Khan, Satyaraj

Written by Yunus Sajawal

Directed by Rohit Shetty

Plot: A man comes across the right girl when he gets on the wrong train to Chennai.

"Underneath all the goofiness there are some great moments... It's not one of the top Bollywood blockbusters for nothing."

Ant-Man

Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?

Hank Pym: ...I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.

Scott Lang: ...Makes sense.

Ant-Man

Starring Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, Corey Stoll, Evangeline Lilly

Written by Edgar Wright, Joe Cornish, Adam McKay, Paul Rudd

Directed by Peyton Reed

Plot: A good-hearted burglar becomes a hero that is able to save the world when he is armed with a suit that allows him to shrink to the size of an ant and increases his strength.

"Paul Rudd makes this film... A story with a small hero, but big excitement and fun!"

The Last Stand

Gabriel Cortez: You fucked up my car.

Sheriff Ray Owens: You fucked up my day off.

The Last Stand

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Johnny Knoxville

Written by Andrew Knauer

Directed by Kim Jee-woon

Plot: A veteran sheriff is the only thing standing in between the leader of a drug cartel that just busted out of a courthouse and freedom.

"A little long winded, but the action is good enough to get you through to the end..."

Tyson

Cus D'Amato: A boy comes to me with a spark of interest, I feed that spark and it becomes a flame, I feed the flame and it becomes a fire, I fed the fire and it became a roaring blaze.

Tyson

Starring Mike Tyson, Mills Lane, Trevor Berbick

Written by James Toback

Directed by James Toback

Plot: A documentary that sheds light on the life of Mike Tyson.

"A fascinating documentary..."

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Juan Antonio: Well, now that the day's almost over, is it reasonable of me to ask you if you'll both join me in my room?

Vicky: Oh, come on, I thought we'd settled that.

Cristina: Vicky's just trying to say that she's engaged to be married, that's all.

Juan Antonio: Great. Then these are her last days of freedom.

Vicky: No. Look, I'm not free. I'm committed. You know what my theory is? And when I drink, I get brutally frank. I think that you're still hurting from the failure of your marriage to Maria Elena, and you're trying to lose yourself in empty sex.

Juan Antonio: Empty sex? Do you have such a low opinion of yourself?

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Starring Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson, Javier Bardem, Penélope Cruz

Written by Woody Allen

Directed by Woody Allen

Plot: Two American girlfriends spend the summer in Barcelona and become entangled with a passionate Spanish painter and his overly passionate ex-wife.

"Sexy, smart, and very Woody Allen."

Terminator Genisys

Guardian: I'll be back.

Sarah Connor: What?

Terminator Genisys
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke
Written by Laeta Kalogridis, Patrick Lussier
Directed by Alan Taylor
Plot: An alternative 1984 is presented this time when John Connor sends Kyle Reese from the future to protect Sarah Connor.

"The only reason to watch this film is for Arnold Schwarzenegger... Total worth it to see him back in action!"

The Human Centipede

Dr.Heiter: I don't like human beings.

The Human Centipede 

Starring Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie

Written by Tom Six

Directed by Tom Six

Plot: A mad scientist kidnaps and experiments with a trio of tourists by assembling them into a human centipede.

"I will never erase the things I saw in this sick and twisted film... But I had to see it!"

A Good Day to Die Hard

John McClane: The shit we do for our kids. Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker.

A Good Day to Die Hard
Starring Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch
Written by Skip Woods
Directed by John Moore
Plot: The common-man hero, John McClane is back and this time he is teaming up with his CIA son to take on the underworld in Russia.

"Destructive fun. As always."

Minions

Stuart the Minion: Banana!

Minions

Starring Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton

Written by Brian Lynch

Directed by Kyle Balda, Pierre Coffin

Plot: A prequel to the Despicable Me movies, this is the story of how the Minions avoid extinction by constantly searching for a Villian to serve - this time finding the evil Scarlet Overkill.

"I was never a fan of the Minions, but after getting to know them better in this silly little flick - I must say they have finally won me over... A bit more."

Unbeatable

Ching Fai: If you have fear in the ring, you will lose.

Unbeatable 

Starring Nick Cheung, Eddie Peng, Singh Hartihan Bitto

Written by Chi-Fung Fung, Dante Lam, Wai Lun Ng

Directed by Dante Lam

Plot: A down-on-his-luck former World Champion boxer redeems himself by taking on a student and by acting as a father figure to a young girl.

"There is more to this film than what appears on the surface... Hong Kong's answer to Rocky."

Iceman

May: Wake up! Wake up!

Iceman
Starring Donnie Yen, Baoqiang Wang, Shengyi Huang
Written by Fung Lam, Mark Wu
Directed by Wing-cheong Law
Plot: An imperial guard awakens 400 years later and continues the battle with his three traitorous childhood friends.

"Why?"

Sadness: It's long term memory... you'll get lost in there.

Joy: C'mon! Think positive!

Sadness: Okay...

[pause]

Sadness: I'm positive that you'll get lost in there!

Inside Out

Starring Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Lewis Black

Written by Meg LeFauve, Josh Cooley, Pete Docter

Directed by Ronaldo Del Carmen, Pete Docter

Plot: A young girl is uprooted from her small hometown to a bigger city and her emotions playout each of their parts as she deals with a new city, house, and school.

"I laughed, I cried... But not to the extent that I thought I would."