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Friday, January 11, 2013

Django Unchained


Dr. King Schultz: How do you like the bounty-hunting business?

Django: Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?


Django Unchained
Starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio
Written by Quentin Tarantino
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Plot: A former slave and the bounty hunter that freed him go on a mission to save his wife from an evil plantation owner.

"Django was everything I expected and more. Hypnotic dialogue and deadly sharp scenes! An awesome time at the movies is always a guarantee with Quentin Tarantino."

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Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Silver Linings Playbook


Pat: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.

Tiffany: I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.


Silver Linings Playbook
Starring  Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro
Written by David O. Russell; based on the novel by Matthew Quick
Directed by David O. Russell
Plot: A delusional and bi-polar former teacher moves back in with his parents and tries to repair his life and gets his life turned even more upside-down when he meets a mysterious girl with problems of her own.

"Hands down the best movie of 2012, 2013, and many many other years! Jennifer Lawrence is amazing and the writing and direction is unbelievably fresh and original. An absolute joy to experience."

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Jack Reacher


Jack Reacher: You think I'm a hero? I am not a hero. And if you're smart, that scares you. Because I have nothing to lose.


Jack Reacher
Starring  Tom Cruise, Rosamund Pike, Richard Jenkins
Written by Christopher McQuarrie; based on the book by Lee Child
Directed by Christopher McQuarrie
Plot: A rogue ex-military soldier helps solve a case involving a military sniper who he believes is being framed for the murder of five random victims.

"The definition of kick-ass fun! Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher kicks so much ass and it's so much fun watching him do it."

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Monday, January 07, 2013

Jonah Hex


Jonah Hex: They say that a man with revenge in his heart should dig two graves. One for his enemy and one for himself. I guess mine's just gonna have to wait.


Jonah Hex
Starring Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, John Malkovich
Written by Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor   
Directed by Jimmy Hayward        
Plot: A bounty hunter with a scarred face and a taste for vengeance takes on the terrorist responsible for his unhappiness - wild west style.

"Not that good. Also not that bad. I liked it for what it was."

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Sunday, January 06, 2013

The Other Guys


Terry Hoitz: What is this?


Allen Gamble: It's my car, it's a Prius.
 

Terry Hoitz: I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.


The Other Guys
Starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Michael Keaton, Eva Mendes
Written by Adam McKay, Chris Henchy
Directed by Adam McKay
Plot: Two goofball cops try to step up their game and become the city's top cops with hilarious results.

"A great laugh and some nice action sequences thrown in for fun. Wahlberg and Ferrell are a hilarious team."

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Saturday, January 05, 2013

Best Worst Movie


George Hardy: I was in a movie called Troll 2.


Best Worst Movie
Starring George Hardy, Michael Stephenson, Darren Ewing
Written by Michael Stephenson
Directed by Michael Stephenson
Plot: A documentary about the phenomenon that is Troll 2 -- the most popular worst movie ever made.

"A fantastically fun documentary. Loads of fun! A definite must-see."

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