Johnny English

Bough: Shall we call for back-up sir?

Johnny English: What? And watch some fat-bottomed bobby make our arrest for us? I don't think so.


Johnny English
Starring Rowan Atkinson, John Malkovich, Natalie Imbruglia
Written by Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, William Davies
Directed by Peter Howitt

“Actually quite funny…”

Jonah Hex

Jonah Hex: They say that a man with revenge in his heart should dig two graves. One for his enemy and one for himself. I guess mine's just gonna have to wait.

Jonah Hex
Starring Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, John Malkovich
Written by Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor   
Directed by Jimmy Hayward        
Plot: A bounty hunter with a scarred face and a taste for vengeance takes on the terrorist responsible for his unhappiness - wild west style.

"Not that good. Also not that bad. I liked it for what it was."

Aramis: We are offering you the chance to be King.

Phillippe: No, you are offering me the chance to pretend to be King.


The Man in the Iron Mask
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich
Written by Randall Wallace, based on the novels by Alexandre Dumas Père
Directed by Randall Wallace
Plot: The Three Musketeers try to substitute the cruel King Louis XIV with his imprisoned secret twin brother, who they believe would make a much better king.


"A well told story brought out by great performances from an all-star cast."