John Carter

John Carter: Stand behind me, this might get dangerous.

John Carter
Starring Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Willem Dafoe
Written by Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews, Michael Chabon
Directed by Andrew Stanton
Plot: A Civil War veteran is transported to Mars and finds himself dealing with alien barbarians and coming to the rescue of a princess.

"It's great that John Carter has the look and feel of a classic Disney adventure film, except for the fact that it is a discombobulated mess of a movie."