Movies. Films. And movies.

Saturday, June 20, 2015



Claire: We have learned more in the past year from genetics, than a century of digging up bones! A whole new frontier has opened up! We have our first genetically modified hybrid!

Owen: You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea...


Jurassic World
Starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ty Simpkins, Irrfan Khan
Written by Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Colin Trevorrow, Derek Connolly
Directed by Colin Trevorrow
Plot: Jurassic World, a fully functioning dinosaur theme park has now been open for 10 years and everything has been fine... But with declining visitor rates, a new dinosaur is created to increase interest, but with horrible consequences.


"Excellent. So much fun! I loved every minute of Jurassic World."

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Saturday, June 13, 2015

The Babymakers



Tommy: Oh, I don't think I'm more important than Jesus, but unless he can miracle a baby up into my wife's vagina then I gotta take a pass.


The Babymakers
Starring Paul Schneider, Olivia Munn, Kevin Heffernan
Written by Peter Gaulke, Gerry Swallow
Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar
Plot: A guy who is failing to get his wife pregnant resorts to desperate measures and attempts to steal the deposit he left at a sperm bank years ago.

"A horrible movie with only one redeeming quality... Olivia Munn!"

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Sunday, June 07, 2015

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge



Simran Singh: I'm sorry. I said a bit too much in anger.

Raj Malhotra: It's all right, Señorita. In big countries, such small things keep happening.


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
Starring Shah Rukh Khan, Kajol, Amrish Puri
Written by Aditya Chopra
Directed by Aditya Chopra
Plot: A young man falls in love with a betrothed girl and makes it his mission to win over her traditional father so he can marry her instead.

"A classic over-the-top Bollywood film... Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol at their best."

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Saturday, June 06, 2015

Deliver Us from Evil



Sarchie: You see, Father, as we speak every day, out there, someone's getting hurt, ripped off, murdered, raped. Where's God when all that's happening? Hmm?

Mendoza: In the hearts of people like you, who put a stop to it. I mean, we can talk all night about the problem of evil, but what about the problem of good? I mean, if there's no God, if the world is just "survival of the fittest," then why are all the men in this room willing to lay down their lives for total strangers? Hmm?


Deliver Us from Evil
Starring Eric Bana, Édgar Ramírez, Olivia Munn
Written by Scott Derrickson, Paul Harris Boardman
Directed by Scott Derrickson
Plot: A story inspired by the actual accounts of an NYPD sergeant who teams up with an unconventional priest schooled in exorcism to combat the possessions that are terrorizing the city.

"Not as many thrills as I expected, but still a fun watch."

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Wednesday, June 03, 2015

Roy



Ayesha: They say when you read a writer's story, you get to know about them.


Roy
Starring Ranbir Kapoor, Jacqueline Fernandez, Arjun Rampal
Written by Vikramjit Singh
Directed by Vikramjit Singh
Plot: A playboy filmmaker struggles to complete his highly successful trilogy about an art thief when he starts falling in love for the first time.

"I give Roy credit for trying to not be the regular Bollywood fare... I love films about writers, so I loved watching Roy, but others may not."

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