The Babymakers

Tommy: Oh, I don't think I'm more important than Jesus, but unless he can miracle a baby up into my wife's vagina then I gotta take a pass.

The Babymakers

Starring Paul Schneider, Olivia Munn, Kevin Heffernan

Written by Peter Gaulke, Gerry Swallow

Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar

Plot: A guy who is failing to get his wife pregnant resorts to desperate measures and attempts to steal the deposit he left at a sperm bank years ago.

"A horrible movie with only one redeeming quality... Olivia Munn!"