Machete Kills

Machete: There is only one Machete.

Machete Kills
Starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga
Written by Kyle Ward, Robert Rodriguez, Marcel Rodriguez
Directed by Robert Rodriguez
Plot: Machete is back to aid the U.S. government and take on a Mexican arms dealer who is responsible for the death of his dear friend, Santana.

"Like a Mexican Bond movie... Can't wait for Machete to return again!"

Booth: Machete sent me a text.

Osiris: What did it say?

Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."


Machete
Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba
Written by Robert Rodriguez, Alvaro Rodriguez
Directed by Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
Plot: A bad-ass ex-Federale is setup for the attempted assassination of a Texas Senator with a hate for Mexicans and goes ape-shit on him and all involved.

"Fucking fun film! Machete is totally bad-ass and one extremely cool action flick!"