Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Jones: Are those flying boots?

Caine: They used the force of gravity, redirecting it into differential equation slips so you can surf.

Jupiter Jones: Yeah, I heard "gravity" and "surf".

Caine: Up is hard, down is easy.

Jupiter Jones: Thank you, wow!


Jupiter Ascending
Starring Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Eddie Redmayne
Written by Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski
Directed by Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski
Plot: A young caretaker is carried off into a galaxy by a genetically engineered warrior where she is the key to stop an intergalactic battle that threatens the Earth.

"What a hot mess..."

Oz the Great and Powerful

Oz: I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.

Oz the Great and Powerful

Starring James Franco, Michelle Williams, Rachel Weisz, Mila Kunis

Written by Mitchell Kapner, David Lindsay-Abaire

Directed by Sam Raimi

Plot: A tornado sweeps away an ambitious magician to an enchanted land where three witches are battling for control of a kingdom and the magician is the key to winning it all.

"The visuals pop, but the story falls flat..."

Ted

John: I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.

Ted: Say that again.

John: Teddy Rux-fuckin'-pin.

Ted
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane
Written by Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild   
Directed by Seth MacFarlane        
Plot: A man-child must face growing up and settling down with his girlfriend of four years by figuring out his relationship with his magical teddy bear.

"I love you, Ted! A great comedy... Definitely one of my new favs!"

Dylan: Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?

Jamie: History, personal experience, romantic comedies.


Friends with Benefits
Starring Mila Kunis, Justin Timberlake, Richard Jenkins
Written by Keith Merryman, David A. Newman, Will Gluck
Directed by Will Gluck
Plot: Two friends decide to have sexual relations without the relationship part and find out that all the clichés of Hollywood romantic comedies still apply to them no matter how aware they are of them.

"Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis are terrific and absolutely hilarious together! A great romantic comedy... One of my favorites now!"

Black Swan
Starring Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel
Written by Mark Heyman, Andres Heinz, John McLaughlin
Directed by Darren Aronofsky
Plot: A insanely dedicated ballet dancer finally wins the lead in "Swan Lake" and is perfect for the role of the delicate White Swan, but slowly loses her mind as she explores the evil twin sister side of the White Swan -- the Black Swan.

"I've never been to the ballet, but if it is anything like Black Swan -- sign me up! An insane masterpiece of filmmaking and powerhouse acting from Natalie Portman. To quote Nina from the film: "It was Perfect.""