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Monday, July 14, 2014

Maleficent



Princess Aurora: I know who you are.

Maleficent: Do you?

Princess Aurora: You're my Fairy-Godmother!

Maleficent: What?



Maleficent
Starring Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley
Written by Linda Woolverton
Directed by Robert Stromberg

“Wickedly good… Angelina Jolie was born to play Maleficent.”

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Sunday, August 05, 2012

The Tourist


Frank Taylor: Fuck!... You're ravenous.


Elise: Do you mean 'ravishing'?

Frank Taylor: I do.

Elise: You're ravenous.

Frank Taylor: I am

The Tourist
Starring Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany
Written by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, Christopher McQuarrie, Julian Fellowes   
Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck
Plot: An American tourist in Italy crosses paths with a mysterious and very sexy woman -- leading to him being chased and shot at around the city by gangsters and Interpol.

"Super-light fun. Don't think -- just watch Angie and Johnny prance around and you'll be fine."

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Sunday, June 26, 2011


Kung Fu Panda 2
Starring Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Gary Oldman
Written by Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger
Directed by Jennifer Yuh
Plot: Po tries to uncover the mystery around his birth parents while teaming up with his old kung fu pals to save China from a killer peacock.


"Not as good as the first one, but still a fun watch. Some cool sequences and guest voice work from JCVD!"

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Sunday, August 01, 2010


Salt
Starring Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Written by Kurt Wimmer
Directed by Phillip Noyce


"Don't pass the Salt... A mixed up movie that overuses plot twists. The only thing fun about this film is watching Angelina's multiple costume changes..."

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