The Expendables
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke
Written by Dave Callaham and Sylvester Stallone
Directed by Sylvester Stallone

"The Expendables unleashed the inner teenage boy in me... It was like playing with my GI Joes all afternoon again. My 80s fantasy action film come true! The film also made my balls ten times bigger! Loved it!"