The Expendables 3

Mars: Bunch of has-beens still trying to be hard.

Lee Christmas: You're young and you're dumb!


The Expendables 3
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson
Written by Sylvester Stallone, Creighton Rothenberger, Katrin Benedikt
Directed by Patrick Hughes
Plot: The mercenary group known as the Expendables assemble once again (along with some new young members) to take on an ex-Expendable who is now a deadly arms trader.

"Action that is not too hot, not too cold, but just RIGHT!"

The Expendables 2

Trench: I'll be back.

Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back.
[leaves]

Trench: Yippee-ki-yay.


The Expendables 2
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jason Statham, Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Written by Richard Wenk, Sylvester Stallone
Directed by Simon West
Plot: The infamous band of mercenaries known as The Expendables reunite to kick some ass when one them is murdered and now needs to be avenged as only they can avenge.

"Action... So much DAMME-good action! I was in action heaven seeing the best of the best in action flicks kick ass all in one place."

Rambo
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden
Written by Art Monterastelli & Sylvester Stallone
Directed by Sylvester Stallone
Plot: John Rambo returns for one last battle as he joins a group of mercenaries to venture into war-torn Burma and rescue a group of Christian aid workers who were kidnapped by the ruthless local infantry unit.

"Insanely violent and insanely entertaining! Rambo will blow you away -- no kidding."

The Expendables
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke
Written by Dave Callaham and Sylvester Stallone
Directed by Sylvester Stallone

"The Expendables unleashed the inner teenage boy in me... It was like playing with my GI Joes all afternoon again. My 80s fantasy action film come true! The film also made my balls ten times bigger! Loved it!"