Movies. Films. And movies.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Ted



John: I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.


Ted: Say that again.

John: Teddy Rux-fuckin'-pin.

Ted
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane
Written by Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild   
Directed by Seth MacFarlane        
Plot: A man-child must face growing up and settling down with his girlfriend of four years by figuring out his relationship with his magical teddy bear.

"I love you, Ted! A great comedy... Definitely one of my new favs!"

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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Los Angeles Kings 2012 Stanley Cup Champions


Sports Announcer: And the Los Angeles Kings have won the Stanley Cup!


Los Angeles Kings 2012 Stanley Cup Champions
Starring the Los Angeles Kings
Plot: The Los Angeles Kings' phenomenal NHL playoff run to the Stanley Cup championship.

"Being a HUGE Los Angeles Kings fan -- this documentary was extremely entertaining and had me cheering from start to end!"

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Sunday, August 19, 2012

The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009)


Mikael Blomkvist: She hates men who hate women.


The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009)
Starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Nyqvist, Lena Endre
Written by Jonas Frykberg; based on the novel by Stieg Larsson
Directed by Daniel Alfredson
Plot: The Millennium Trilogy continues as digital ninja Lisbeth Salander and journalist extraordinaire Mikael Blomkvist return to take on a sex-trafficking ring and clear the murder accusations placed on Lisbeth.

"I love the characters, I love the storytelling, I love the Millennium trilogy! An utterly satisfying film."

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The Stool Pigeon



Don Lee: I brought the money... I brought the money...


The Stool Pigeon
Starring Nick Cheung, Nicholas Tse, Lunmei Kwai
Written by Wai Lun Ng
Directed by Dante Lam
Plot: A police officer who works as an informant handler faces the harsh realities of his life and his job.


"A harsh character driven crime thriller... Definitely not a popcorn movie. If you are in the mood for some depressing violence and drama -- this is the movie for you!"

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Sunday, August 05, 2012

The Tourist


Frank Taylor: Fuck!... You're ravenous.


Elise: Do you mean 'ravishing'?

Frank Taylor: I do.

Elise: You're ravenous.

Frank Taylor: I am

The Tourist
Starring Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany
Written by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, Christopher McQuarrie, Julian Fellowes   
Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck
Plot: An American tourist in Italy crosses paths with a mysterious and very sexy woman -- leading to him being chased and shot at around the city by gangsters and Interpol.

"Super-light fun. Don't think -- just watch Angie and Johnny prance around and you'll be fine."

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