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Saturday, May 09, 2015

Furious Seven



Brian O'Conner: [to Dominic Toretto] Thought you could leave without saying goodbye?


Furious Seven
Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Dwayne Johnson
Written by Chris Morgan; characters by Gary Scott Thompson
Directed by James Wan
Plot: Dominic Toretto and his family of road racers take on Deckard Shaw, who is seeking revenge for his comatose brother.


"The absolute best in the series and one of the best action films ever! Paul Walker would be proud."

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Sunday, June 09, 2013

Fast and Furious 6


Dominic Toretto: You've got the best crew in the world standing right in front of you, give them a reason to stay.


Fast and Furious 6
Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson
Written by Chris Morgan
Directed by Justin Lin
Plot: The notorious street racing gang led by Dominic Toretto is back once again -- this time helping the law instead of going against it.

"There is such a thing as too much action... The series is always fun to watch, but it might be time to put the brakes on it."

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Pain and Gain



Daniel Lugo: No, man! We snatch him, we grab him, forge his signature, and our profit's set! He won't even know it happened! I've watched a lot of movies Paul, I know what I'm doing...



Pain & Gain
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie
Written by Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely; based on the articles by Pete Collins
Directed by Michael Bay
Plot: Three muscle-heads try to get rich quick by resorting to kidnapping and extortion.

"A sizzling movie... A fast, funny caper that entertains to the max!"

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Sunday, March 31, 2013

G.I. Joe: Retaliation


Roadblock: Let's move! The world ain't saving itself!


G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Starring  Dwayne Johnson, Channing Tatum, Adrianne Palicki
Written by Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Directed by Jon M. Chu
Plot: The G.I. Joes are back and take on Cobra as well as the government for their very existence.

"An action movie through-and-through! Love seeing my childhood toys come to life! Fun, fun, fun!"

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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The Epic Journey of Dwayne The Rock Johnson


Dwayne Johnson: I wanted the brass ring and I wanted to take it places it had never been...


The Epic Journey of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Starring Dwayne Johnson, Vince McMahon, Mick Foley
Directed by Kevin Dunn
Plot: A candid look at the career of WWE and Hollywood superstar Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

"I smell what The Rock is cooking and I love it! A great wrestling documentary that is extremely entertaining!"

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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Tooth Fairy



Derek Thompson: You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.

Tooth Fairy
Starring Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd, Julie Andrews
Written by Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel, Joshua Sternin, Jeffrey Ventimilia, Randi Mayem Singer, Jim Piddock
Directed by Michael Lembeck     
Plot: A tough and jaded hockey player is sentenced to a week of tooth fairy duty to help him believe in dreams again.

"A questionable family movie that makes you raise an eyebrow. I love it because it features the Los Angeles Kings..."

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Friday, April 06, 2012


Lem: You were just talking alien.

Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are.

Lem: Me? You are.

Captain Charles T. Baker: No, you are.

Lem: You are. You... You came to my planet.

Captain Charles T. Baker: An alien planet. Hello.



Planet 51
Starring Dwayne Johnson, Justin Long, Gary Oldman
Written by Joe Stillman
Directed by Jorge Blanco, Javier Abad, Marcos Martínez
Plot: An astronaut lands on an alien planet where he is clearly the "alien" and is feared by its inhabitants.



"Some fun references to classic sci-fi films, but its attempt to be an epic animation falls short."

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Sunday, March 25, 2012


Chili Palmer: Raji, look at me.

Raji: I'm looking at you, man!

Chili Palmer: You say you're looking at me, but are you really looking at me?

Raji: I'm really looking at you. You got something stupid to say? Say it, so I can be done with you.

Chili Palmer: Linda's quit. She's out of The Chicks.

Raji: Man, miss me with that. She's got five years left in her contract.

Chili Palmer: Well, I've just canceled it.

Raji: You come walking out of the dark. Who are you supposed to be?

Chili Palmer: I'm the one setting you straight. I'm Linda's new manager.



Be Cool
Starring John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Dwayne Johnson
Written by Peter Steinfeld; based on the novel by Elmore Leonard
Directed by F. Gary Gray
Plot: Chili Palmer decides to move on from the movie industry and tries to charm his way into the music biz in the same gangster filled fashion.



"Be Cool is so cool! John Travolta kills it again as Chili Palmer."

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Saturday, February 25, 2012


Hank: [to Sean] Pop your pecs.


Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
Starring Josh Hutcherson, Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine, Vanessa Hudgens, Luis Guzmán
Written by Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn
Directed by Brad Peyton
Plot: Sean Anderson goes on yet another adventure -- this time with his stepfather to the Mysterious Island.


"A helluva lot of fun! A great family and adventure flick with amazing 3D effects... Not to mention The Rock!"

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012


Sarge: [after unlocking Bio-Force Gun vault] Big fucking gun.

Doom
Starring Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Dwayne Johnson
Written by Dave Callaham, Wesley Strick
Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak
Plot: Based on the wildly popular video game -- Space Marines take on genetically enhanced killing machines in a research facility.


"I wouldn't say this is a horrible movie... But it isn't good either."

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Sunday, January 08, 2012


Driver: God can't save you from me!

Faster
Starring Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton, Maggie Grace
Written by Tony Gayton, Joe Gayton
Directed by George Tillman Jr.
Plot: A tough-as-nails ex-con takes on a veteran cop and egocentric hitman as he goes on a rampage to avenge the death of his brother as a result of a double-cross from a heist years ago.


"Probably one of Dwayne Johnson's best roles... A great revenge flick!"

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Monday, January 02, 2012


Hobbs: Hey Toretto, you're under arrest.

Dominic Toretto: I don't feel like I'm under arrest. [to Brian] How about you Brian?

Brian O'Conner: No, not a bit. Not even a little bit.

Hobbs: Oh just give it a minute, it will sink in.



Fast Five
Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Jordana Brewster
Written by Chris Morgan
Directed by Justin Lin
Plot: Dominic Toretto and his crew are back once again and find themselves taking on a ruthless druglord in Rio.


"A whole lot of kick-ass action! Fast Five is a welcome addition to the series and is a great watch!"

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