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Saturday, May 23, 2015

Mad Max: Fury Road



Max Rockatansky: If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane.

Mad Max: Fury Road
Starring Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult
Written by George Miller, Brendan McCarthy, Nick Lathouris
Directed by George Miller
Plot: Two rebels, Max and Furiosa, fight to restore order to a stark desert land where humanity is broken.

"Pure cinematic ecstasy. Bold filmmaking."

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Thursday, July 26, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises



Bruce Wayne: Why didn't you just kill me?


Bane: Your punishment must be more severe.

Bruce Wayne: Torture?

Bane: Yes, but not of the body. Of the soul. I will build you and Gotham up with hope and then destroy you. Hope is really the key to torture. Gotham will build to a point of joy and then be wiped from the map.

Bruce Wayne: You are a madman.

Bane: When Gotham is ashes... then you have my permission to die.


The Dark Knight Rises
Starring Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman
Written by Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Plot: After eight years of hiding, Batman rises to take on a terrorist leader known as Bane and meets a fine lady named Catwoman.


"Definitely not the strongest of the trilogy, but still packs quite a punch! Any flaws are forgiven as the cast is magnificent and the action is spectacular!"

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Sunday, July 22, 2012

This Means War



Lauren: FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like little T-Rex hands.


Trish: Eeww gross, that means he's got a mike and ike for a penis.

FDR Foster: [to Tuck] You know that's not true.

This Means War
Starring Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy
Written by Timothy Dowling, Simon Kinberg
Directed by McG
Plot: Two CIA operatives battle each other in comical ways for the heart of girl.

"Love the chemistry of the cast... A cute romantic comedy with some great action sequences."

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